Ethnic Jokes

I'm not only Iranian; I'm also Jewish: I'm an Iranian-Jew. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, 'Wow, he's Iranian and Jewish. I don't know if I should hate him or hate him.'

Men and Women Jokes

Some of my friends just gave up on the whole thing and became Italian. You ever met those guys -- the Middle Eastern Italian guys... I got a buddy, he'll be at a party, meet some girls. He'll be like this: 'Come meet my friends over here, come over here, come on. This is Hassan, Hossein, Ali, Reza, Mohammed, Maz -- and I'm Tony!'